Why I hate gay bears via /r/wallstreetbets #stocks #wallstreetbets #investing

Ever since I was a little retard I've hated the gay bears, but I never understood why until today. I've wasted most of my professional life in the insurance industry. Insurance is all about risk management, paying a premium now so that in the event of a later loss you are indemnified. Insurance companies are soulless mindless beasts that feast upon the fear of the weak.

I've realized that being a gay bear is the same as being an insurance company, except you HOPE for a loss. It's like an insurance company that hates itself.

Anyways, I like to gamble and this last bonus game has been sweet.