$MSFT Infinite Money Glitch πŸš€πŸš€πŸš€ via /r/wallstreetbets


$MSFT Infinite Money Glitch πŸš€πŸš€πŸš€

Disclaimer: I am not a financial or investment advisor.Β 

Before this subreddit was ruined by ten million people, solid DD used to get done. Do you ever find yourself reminiscing about the good β€˜ol WSB days?Β 

Well, your prayers have been answered. Degenerates gather around, as I am bringing you a once-in-a-lifetime opportunity to make some serious $MSFT tendiesΒ πŸš€

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Today, Bill Gates announced that after twenty-seven years of marriage, he will be divorcing. Do you know what this means? Bill is single and ready to mingle.Β 

Step 1: Use Wife’s Tinder Account

Step 2: Match with Bill Gates

Step 3: Wife goes on date with Bill, they fall in love, he proposes, no pre-nupΒ 

Step 4: Wife marries Bill and becomes $MSFT royalty

Step 5: Continue to date wifeΒ 

Step 6: Cash out πŸš€πŸš€πŸš€

For those too retarded to read:

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Congratulations. You are now your own wife’s boyfriend.

Submitted May 04, 2021 at 04:25AM by mullerel
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