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Monday Will Be a Bloodbath; Proof Included

WSBros, I come bearing bad news.

I have spent all weekend doing key bumps, chugging White Claws, and reading charts using proprietary methods. You know the glorious 1980s documentary, Trader, about Paul Tudor Jones famously calling his shot? Of course, you do — it's an essential hype-film for our breed. So, picture the scene at the 15:56 mark where PTJ2 is selling Deutsche Marks on the Asian markets while pounding a King of BeersTM from his battle station in his weekend-getaway Virginia estate overlooking the Chesapeake Bay (I cannot tell what computer he was using back then, but I still go to war using my trusty 1996 Packard Bell D160 running Windows 95). I digress…

Yes, the bad news I have discovered and proof thereof. I use these specific interpolations and extrapolations for my black box algorithm. It is math-heavy, so follow closely.

The Shit&Piss 500 closed Friday, May 20, 2022 at 3,901.36.

May 20, 2022 = 5 + 2 + 0 + 2 + 0 + 2 + 2 = 13 = 1 + 3 = 4

3,901.36 = 3 + 9 + 0 + 1 + 3 + 6 = 22 = 4

Add together the representing scalars for the S&P close and Friday's date:

4 + 4 = 8

Now, the market opens on May 23, 2022. Or:

May 23, 2022 = 5 + 2 + 3 + 2 + 0 + 2 + 2 = 16 = 1 + 6 = 7

What are we left with? 8 and 7, or 87. What happened in 87? Black Monday. What is tomorrow? Monday. Look, I wish it wasn't so, but the data doesn't lie.

May the tears we shed Monday lube the cheeks we clap Tuesday. Stay strong.

Submitted May 22, 2022 at 11:59AM by MartinLutherQueef
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