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Keep Your Broker By Your Side

They'll short high and they'll short low

They'll short any price it goes

But when the hedgies find us we won't hide

They'll short big and they'll short fast

But we buy first and we can last

Keep your broker by your side

Singing

Oh Cohen, this stock was made for us

Singing

Oh Cohen, the trading life just ain't enough

So we'll take a stand 'cause we are retarded

Keep your broker by your side

They'll slander day and through the night

They'll have our family in their sights

But if they don't have melons their eyes are blind

They can lie and ring the bell

But can never make us sell

Keep your broker by your side

Singing

Oh Cohen, this stock was made for us

Singing

Oh Cohen, the trading life just ain't enough

When we hear Cramers voice we know we hanve no other choice

Keep your broker by your side

They have the media and think tanks

'Cause they've got money in their banks

But we won't fall as long as we can buy

They'll go on and preach logic

But I can't read so fuck it

Keep your broker by your side

Singing

Oh Cohen, this stock was made for us

Singing

Oh Cohen, the trading life just ain't enough

And when I see my debt

I know I must buy the stock

I'll keep my broker by my side

I'll keep my broker by my side

Oh Cohen!

Keep your broker by your side

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To the tune of "keep your rifle by your side"

Idk why I did this

BBBY TO THE MOONπŸš€πŸš€πŸš€

Submitted August 18, 2022 at 03:02PM by BobTheBlob1901
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