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JFK had his defining moment, now we have ours…

In the long history of my 18 months investing, only a few generations of retards have taken on the role of defending the free market in its hour of maximum Citadel & DTCC corruption. Reports of our deaths have been greatly exaggerated, and those dumb stormtroopers would have you believe we've forgotten about GameStop. But our small wee wees do not shrink from this responsibility – they buoy us upwards. I do not believe that any of us would exchange places with those hedgecucks or FD lovers, for the best time to be alive in retail's history is now. The energy, the WORK, the devotion which we bring to the buying of GME brick by brick will light our bags and all who hold them – and the glow from that giant green dildo will truly light even the darkest corner of a Wendy's dumpster.

And so, my fellow Retards: ask not what your business can do for you – ask what you can do for your business.

My fellow Apes of the world, ask not what Gmerica will do for you, but what together we can do for the freedom of those who dream of lambos and infinite tendies.

Finally, whether you are coke-loving citizens of the great Gmerica or some other left-for-dead retailer, ask of us the same high standards of yolo and gain porn which we ask of you. With DRS in good conscience our only sure reward, with history finally returning power to the players, let us go forth and expand past Uranus, asking RC's blessing and DFV's help along the way, but knowing that here in this casino we must WORK and put our money where our mouth is – talk is cheap, and the strength to HODL must truly be our own.

Buckle up buttercup.

Submitted August 06, 2022 at 11:03PM by about9_9andahalf
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