I’m pretty sure my cousin’s wife’s friend has been insider trading.
So I was at the grocery store and I was about to buy some watermelon and fried chicken and grape soda when my cousin’s wife’s friend (who works there) told me not to buy my fried chicken and watermelon and grape soda because it all went on sale the next day. I waited and bought them all when they went on sale. Did we commit insider trading? I can’t go to jail.
Submitted August 01, 2022 at 02:56AM by Imaginary-Shame5878
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