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I think my husband might have committed insider trading

I am going to be intentionally vague in this post . . .

I am speaker of the house and my husband is an ape. He was squeezing my huge sand bags one night a few weeks ago and I mentioned I was working on a bill that subsidized microchip companies.

Next thing I know, this ape goes wild on chip company call options. Anyways, I am so nervous about this that I think I might leave the country and head to Taiwan.

Submitted August 01, 2022 at 02:07AM by WebbsPowerade
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