I think my cat did inside trading with me via /r/wallstreetbets #stocks #wallstreetbets #investing


I think my cat did inside trading with me

I let my cat outside everyday and usually don’t mind it. Yesterday it came home inside my Amazon order. I was very confused but just assumed it had a fun adventure.

When I later traded ( professionally ) options on the toilet, it shit right in front of me when I looked at Amazon charts.

So I bought Amazon calls before earnings and made a fortune with it.

Am I in trouble because my cat is an insider and have commit a crime ?

Submitted August 01, 2022 at 02:39AM by TarkovReddit0r
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