FOF (First One’s Free) ETF via /r/wallstreetbets #stocks #wallstreetbets #investing

Yes, yes, someone had the brilliant idea recently of making a thread to track noobs and their first plays.

That's cute, go fuck off to r/SmallStreetBets.

I'm proposing we create an official FOF ETF, where an AI neural network scours the subreddit looking for specific keywords, emojis, and other leading indicators of pussies who played with their pocket change and hit the lottery.

Swear to god this thing would outperform Cathy's ARKK