Bebhionn is the moon of Saturn. Do you know what this means? via /r/wallstreetbets #stocks #wallstreetbets #investing

Bebhionn is the moon of Saturn. Do you know what this means?


Oh I'm sorry, did you think this rocket ship was landing on the moon of Earth???? Haha um, no sweetie, that would imply our gains stop here which is quite comical.

You see, we are witnessing what is called a "short squeeze" which in financial terms means "unfathomably large green dildo".

According to the sleuths here, Ryan Cohen has call positions between the $60-80 mark. That is a 300-400% gain from where we are right now. What does that mean? I'm not sure, but I think it has something to do with being able to summon instagram thots to your lambo on command. I think it means buying groceries without checking the price. I think it means buying a Tesla and filling it with gasoline anyways because why not? You just tell your maid who can't speak English to clean out the Frunk when you get home because it's full of highly flammable liquid and it's not going clean itself.

No, my friends, Cohen didn't sell. He filed TO BE ABLE to sell in the future because big boys have big boy rules. He brought brought us GME and he isn't going to let us down.


Submitted August 18, 2022 at 12:39PM by flovidchan
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