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So… Apparently there is a recounting in Georgia… our mango friend seems to be taking some ground about this charade. Should we worry? And most important HOW DO WE PRINT THIS.

Any retards with an strategy different of sucking d!ck in alley of this Wendys? I don't want to ask my wife boyfriend for money to pay my PH subscription … I want tendies and Mango is trying to fck us up.

Edit bc I dropped one additional chromosome and wrote something wrong.

I'm long on VIX 40 1/18/2021